Party tricks. Not all of us have one, do we? But we should. You should have something up your sleeve to impress drunk people at house parties. Have you got one? No? Why not? No one’s going to remember you just because you’re nice or friendly or kind or you’re a good listener. But if you can swallow and regurgitate a dozen goldfish? People will never forget you. Take the girl here in this clip… No one who bore witness to this in real life will EVER forget it.
Her party trick is pretty slick. Impressive. And it’s all about encouraging recycling. Well, sort of. What does she do? Well, in just a skimpy top and a pair of panties that says ‘Got As*s?’ she pulls off something incredible. Even David Copperfield would be stumped by this special kind of magic… She crushes a can of Red Bull in between her buttocks.
Alright, fine. So this hard-partying Canadian girl isn’t likely to ever win a Nobel Prize for her party trick, but she’s won out eternal love and respect. And which is better, huh?
I think I’m in love.