Liuzhou, China. An eighteen year-old is keen to please his wife. What his new spouse wants from him? To wear the ring she got him. A simple enough request, sure. And he obliges. Only we don’t think he knows all that much about jewelry… Only he doesn’t put the ring on a finger… He puts it on his JUNK instead!
What an odd guy. And it was to be a move that he’d quickly regret too. He soon realized the gravity of the situation and figured he needed to get the ring off. But to no avail. So, reluctantly, the man had to call the emergency services. Paramedics and even the fire crew attempted to take the ring off in the couple’s home, but he had to be admitted into hospital.
We feel sorry for the doctors and firefighters who had to work on this case. We also feel sorry for the dude. But most of all? We feel sorry for the man’s wife… A guy should not be able to fit his wedding ring around his pecker!
Pure, pure craziness. Wear ’em on your fingers, boys…