Woman Wearing Too Much Makeup Attacked By Angry Mob After Being Mistaken As CLOWN


Chicago, Illinois. An Englewood woman has been attacked and badly beaten by a gang of local men after being mistaken for a CLOWN. Parts of the US have been under siege by odd sightings of creepy clowns and reports that the strangely-dressed types have been luring children into wooded areas have been prevalent.

It was only after jumping Anna Jackson and kicking and punching her unconscious that the group of angry teenagers realized that she was just a woman wearing A LOT of make-up. They then ran away and are yet to be caught or identified.

“Kill this f*cking clown, n*gga think sh*t sweet, this chicago n*gga, I merch that!” That’s what Ms. Jackson claims she heard one of the young men shout before they chased her down and assaulted her.

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She told local authorities how her attackers fled the scene at pace after one of them noticed their mistake, yelling to the rest: “Oh sh*t bruh, that ain’t no clown, it’s a ho! She just wearing HELLA makeup!” Jackson then lost consciousness.

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Jackson was is expected to make a full recovery and has thanked the staff at Holy Cross. She says that she doesn’t know what to do next, though. Make-up and beauty was a hobby and her career. “It’s my life,” she says. “What do I do now I can’t wear it?!”

Police are still looking for the men responsible.

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