Zhejiang Province, Eastern China. Dr. Ruan Zhixian has a very unusual patient walk into his hospital. A man comes to see him complaining that he has blood in his urine. Not an entirely unusual complaint, granted. But that’s not the odd part. The odd part comes next. Instead of coming to see Dr. Zhixian when he first noticed it, the man – who goes by the name of ‘Chan‘ – decided to investigate the issue himself…
Chan figures that the problem must be down to a blockage of some kind. So he does what ABSOLUTELY NO ONE IN THE WORLD WOULD EVER DO and rams a chopstick into his p*nis to unblock things. And what do you know, he loses the stainless steel eating implement up there. All seven inches of it.
He tried to get the chopstick out himself, but couldn’t. In intense agony (obviously), Chan sough medical assistance. And it’s a good job he did. X-Ray scans showed that the chopstick was pushing up against his rectal wall and a tear could well have killed him…
NASTY. It’s okay, though. An immediate operation got the chopstick out and all was well again.
So, then. What’s the lesson. Well, it’s quite a simple one. Keep metal chopsticks out of your genitals.
No one should ever really have to tell another person that, should they…?
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